With covid 19, there have been so many helpful instructional visual aids made to teach us all to sneeze into our elbows.
We do, however need an updated poster for women who have had children.
When sneezing, cross your legs and do a keegle squeeze… to prevent peeing 😉
With the restrictions on social distancing from the corona virus, going grocery shopping is like human tetris!
And my parents thought i was wasting time on that game growing up.
More fun challenges, for two points. Walk into your grocery store and ask the clerks where you can find “oinkies in afghans”.
Keep repeating it, and then, with great exasperation, say, “you know, pigs in a blanket!”
Oh my universe! The recipe I found for the picture for this blog actually says “de-pudged!”
Shout out to whoever came up with that name. My hat is off to you, and you get 10 pts!
So my sister orders breakfast, bacon and eggs, and asks for it all to be “well done”.
Then i order a salad and salmon and say “i don’t want it well done. But i do want u to do a great job!” 😉. Get it ??
2 pts if u do this!
Hay peeps! This one was my daughter getting carried away with this bag being used for hay instead of guinea pig bedding. Wait until you see what she did with the spice rack! Stay tuned.
Dancing as usual in public. Looked down to pay for our ice cream, and I see this sign:
So I switched to jazz ballet 😉
2 pts if you tap dance anyways when you see this sign!
Found one! I get 2 pts.
They are certainly “like” fish and are out of water. What puns can you find around town??
Question for two points:
What’s the fastest way to find $1.45, 2 lost mix matched socks, a tootsie roll, and the tv remote??
Answer: Sweep under the couch.
I guess the old proverb is right, “sweep and you shall find”. Or was it seek and you shall find? Oh whatever, same thing. 😉
For 2 points:
The next time someones says; “Quick! Say the first word that pops into your head.”