A lawyer friend of mine said the wife during mediation had said numerous times what the couples marriage date was. The husband asked the lawyer “Is that what is says on the marriage certificate?”
She said, “Seriously? After all these years you are not only questioning me but forgetting our anniversary date?” The husband said “No, I was just double checking”. She said “Well, at least from now on you won’t get in trouble for forgetting it!” He said “Oh yes I will! It’s the security code to get into the house!”
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