A friend said the only way she could have kids at this point was to go to a sperm bank. But she didn’t know how to explain what to call the dad when the kid got old enough to ask. A man at the restaurant booth nearby leaned over and said “How about Pop Cycle”.
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Sperm Bank is such an old fashioned concept Charlie. Couldn’t she ‘top-up’ online?
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I’m an old fashioned girl. Wait! Who u calling old buddy? U r older than me!
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