Squirrel
Ordered groceries. My ongoing hilarity with squirrels for a second or third decade: he ate 1 bite out of 3 different bags from 2 bags. Yes, they touched 6 bagels out of 12
Why he couldn’t just eat 1 bagel and leave the rest alone is beyond me. Actually, it’s not beyond me. It’s because it’s personal and targetted. Like all the other things they’ve done to my houses.
😂😂
I wonder if the squirrel got the same text.
They knew when to go to the door, (yes bagels were in plastic, but somehow they smelled it, or should i say: were alerted by a text)
And they knew to “enjoy your order”. Which they did, until i opened the door.
They have iphones. Guaranteed!
It is funny to think they have iphone!
If it wasn’t suspicious. They had pizza once and knocked on my window to come in. Knocked. So obviously they ordered pizza and were trying to make a truce.
They looked right at me, like, dude, open the door. The pizza is here.
Or had planned a pizza party and didn’t expect me to be home, AND i locked the door. So they were miffed.
If they have pizza, they have iphones.
Silly Self Help 