Charlie: Hello! 🙂
Mark: I wanna write a story about a bigamist elephant
Mark: You know… cause they are huge
Charlie: LOL. I didn’t get that one. Oh my. I thought they mate for life… Scandal in the outback.. and elephants got a lot of back, baby. Oooh, I just went ghetto!
I just banged one hand on a cupboard door and then 5 seconds later banged it on a lamp.
Ironic part: I hurt my hand while reaching for and then dropping a bottle of Advil, though it looked more like fumbling for the Advil.
Lesson? Solve problems on your own from time to time if you can, while avoiding using medications. (if at all possible)
We were in high school receiving information about a last minute test scheduled for the very next day!
Every teenager was moaning in protest. One student was the best. She accidentally screamed out “but mommmmmm!” The class erupted in laughter.
Lesson: You know you’ve been spending too much time in school and it’s bad if you mistakenly pull a teenage rant on your teacher… You know the ones that you are only suppose to whine to your mom about with that sing song voice!?
Remedy? Fake some sick days.
Silly Self Help 