Have you ever had a kissing accident? I have had a few. Like when you both go the same way with your head and can’t reach each other’s cheeks? Has it happened with your parents? Your friends’ spouses? At holiday parties with co-workers?
There should be a general rule about the direction we head first. Otherwise we are bopping chicken heads for minutes. What about the smashing of teeth? Ridiculous and funny because you have to pretend nothing unusual is happening.
Once I got a lift home from a play group mom I had just met. She wouldn’t stop talking all night. When she stopped at my house, I turned to her to say thank you, and our lips touched by accident! Why she was that close or would think to lean in to kiss a complete stranger goodnight in the front seat of a car I’ll never know. I was in complete shock that it happened. She wasn’t. She talked up until it happened, and kept talking about nonsense right after it happened. Didn’t acknowledge the accident at all!
Lesson? No front seat leaning with strangers and no regrets!
Silly Self Help 