Off the Wagon

Eric had just moved into his own apartment. While he was waiting for the elevator to arrive upstairs to go to work one day, his neighbor came to the elevator and warmly welcomed him to the building. She went on and on about how nice everyone was. He thanked her profusely and thought how lucky he was to have such good neighbors. When the elevator arrived, little did they both know they were about to start the day and the relationship the wrong way. Indeed, the back way.

When she turned her back to him in the elevator, her skirt was tucked into her pantyhose and her granny underwear was showing.

Lesson? Be friendly to your neighbors but please not too “showy” with your welcome wagon… or caboose. Please!

Old Man: Look at my Life

Older man at medical clinic bumped his nose lightly on sneeze guard that is in front of the receptionist. He laughed and said ” did u see what I just did there?” What he said keeps making me laugh, even when no one is around.

“When you do something ridiculous, always point it out to others and laugh hardest at yourself.”

Let us know your most embarrassing, ridiculous moments.